imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’
the night bloggers are here early
That would be a loud mayonnaise
I guess you could say it’ would be a mayonoise
Did you just
IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT
oh god please get me out of this virtual hell before it’s too late
ALCOHOL IS FREE YAH!
it should be said that the kid on the right is blind.
that makes this even sweeter right? ikr.
(p.s. watch the whole short film here because its fucking adorable)
golly! this is just aw!! xx
This was actually the best 17 minuets of my life
reblogging could not be avoided
Let’s just pause again and admire the photo of Loki on a stripper pole in the background.
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
8am class, breakfast, back to bed.
Is this helping my memory retention yet?